Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Sex toys

I got a $100 gift certificate to my favourite sex store in town. Give me your suggestions. I already own the Hitachi magic wand. What do you enjoy? They can be solo toys, partner focussed toys, porn, or how-to guides (and oh how I need some of those!). Also boys, straight and gay, I'm curious as to what toys you enjoy. I find that guys like the right toys used on them, but I need a bit of guidance.

I am not interested in candles, condoms, or massage oils, except I would be interested in knowing what a good handjob brand is (you know, those special stroke potions that may be detrimental to a condom, but work just great otherwise). In general, what are your favourite lubes?

12 comments:

Joe said...

For guys you should try out a male masturbator like the Fleshlight. If you soak it in hot water for about 10-20 minutes before you use it you will never be disappointed.

For Ladies, the Rock-Chick is by far the hottest toy on the market. It is made out of the best materials on the market, is specifically designed to his the clitoris and the g-spot simultaneously, and is environmentally sound. It does not get much better!

Roxrocks said...

/blushes and goes running into the corner!

Susan as herself said...

Best lube: Pjur Eros (original formula). Made in Germany. It's not cheap, but it's worth it.

eroswings said...

Have you thought about cashing it in for quarters to spend riding the machines at the local laundromat?

tornwordo said...

Does your mom follow the blog? What do you think HER advice would be? (smirk)

Not as bad a Freak Magnet as Norman said...

I have a suggestion, but I need to show you pictures, and I can't do that at work. I will email them to you later.

Snooze said...

Joe: THANKS! I'm going to have to look up the Rock-Chick

Rox: You have two children! How can you be shy? Now listen missy, buy yourself a nice toy to bring on your anniversary trip.

Susan: Thanks! I'll be sure to look that up.

Eros: No need. I have laundry in my apartment.

Torn: She'd be horrified. Once she was over for dinner and had to lie down. I was so concerned for her that I got her settled on my bed (she was fine later) and only later noticed that the Hitachi Magic Wand was plugged in next to my bed. I panicked but luckily there was a blanket obscuring most of it.

Freak: Yay!

Laverne said...

I got nothing.

Hey, maybe that's my problem!

Brice said...

butplug.

Snooze said...

Laverne: I'll let you know if I find anything good.

Brice: Yes, but what type/brand? The one I have is not comfortable

Brice said...

A big one.
Or one shaped like Baby Jesus.

Snooze said...

Brice: Freak. And my current one is too large. I'm downsizing.