Coming back from my recent trip, I was in line at customs. When I approached the customs dude, he smiled and asked if I'd had a nice trip. Then he asked, "So were you just on the flight from Wyoming?" I stared at him, but figured they had some indication of what flights had arrived. He followed that question with, "Recognize me?"
He looked vaguely familiar. I wondered if we'd been to kindergarten together or something like that.
Then he said - "I was in the hot tub with you two nights ago!"
Indeed he had been.
O. M. G.
ReplyDeleteHa! Now that's a plot in a porn film!
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny! Sounds like a song. Hot tubbing the customs dude.
ReplyDeleteOoo! Now you have a story to tell!
ReplyDeleteLOL! funny.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAH!
ReplyDeleteClearly you made an impression on him if he recognized you with your clothes on!
Awesome story!
Sorry guys - not a hot story. I just hung out in the tub soaking away my pains from a day of boarding and falling and got to chatting with dude and his buddy. They were from a town near Toronto. Nice guys!
ReplyDeleteStill, to anyone listening in... pretty darn funny.
ReplyDeleteman in uniform + hot tub = hot
ReplyDeleteomg, two guys and me in a hot tub. I would die. Provided they were hot, of course. Wait, they'd be in a hot tub, so I suppose they would be...
ReplyDelete