Thursday, April 12, 2007

Haiku time

Blood drips down my legs
and I have no tampons left.
The drugstore beckons

13 comments:

Dantallion said...

You should do greeting cards.

St. Dickeybird said...

just what i want to read as I drink my cranberry vodka!

It's talk like that that makes me want to chase men!
Well, that and their willies...

Tickersoid said...

It worries me that I'm now strangely aroused.

No one asked us said...

I don't get it.

Susan as herself said...

Best. Haiku. Ever.

Stewie said...

Susan (as herself) beat me to it.

Rebekah said...

eww...

Although for me, it's more like a broken water main.

No little wimpy drip for me.

Snooze said...

Dan: lol

StD: I know you think it's a real drag / to suck my cunt when I'm on the rag
Stop making up stories and give me a break / 'cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache

'You Suck' - Yeastie Girls

Tickers: you crack me up

No one: You don't get a period? That's a good thing

Susan and Stewie: Thanks!

Snooze said...

Rebekah: Oh yeah, the flood is no fun

ms a te o fin... said...

Lord Help Us.

-jkg said...

hahah. that was the best thing ive read all day. thanks.

tornwordo said...

lol dantallion. I hope you heeded the beckoning drugstore.

Snooze said...

Ms: you know it

jkg: :)

Torn: Indeed I did