Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Last requests

Just before I went into surgery, I began to think that I might not survive. As such, I was telling my parents to look after TM and make sure he was provided for as I hadn't gotten around to changing my will. At one point after, I was alone with my sister and I had a request for her as well.


Me: If I don't make it...

Her: Oh god... don't say that.

Me: No but listen if I don't, I need you to do something for me.

Her: Anything.

Me: In my downstairs closet there is a box of books. In that box is my Bible.

Her: Okay...

Me: And in that Bible is hidden my home porn of me and my ex. Please destroy it. I don't want TM to find that. I just never got around to destroying it. I love TM so much.

Her: No problem. I'll take care of it.



Needless to say, I did survive and after all the trauma/drama was over and both my son and I were deemed safe, my sister admitted that she wondered where on earth I was going with the Bible bit. We are not a religious family at all so she was wondering, "Do we have a family Bible? What is this about?" We got a good laugh over my last request. Still, do others have plans for their porn/online personalites (including blogs) and sex toys?

6 comments:

Lesley said...

Oh yes. When I had my big surgery two years ago, I charged two of my friends with the responsibility of clearing out my nightstand because I did NOT want my parents finding my stash of sex toys.

I think it's very funny you use the Bible to hide home porn, though. Very spiritual! :)

Snooze said...

I chose the Bible just because I've had it for ever and knew no one would look there.

heartinhand said...

Oh my god! This is the funniest thing ever! It never ceases to amaze me that no matter what the circumstances are, women are organized and always thinking!

I'd want my blog to stay but my Facebook? I'd totally need someone to delete that. Nothing sadder than having dead people show up on your "Facebook suggests..." thing.

Thanks for the laugh! (Did you get rid of the porn?)

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Oh gods, I'd be the same!
I keep wondering whether to write a blog post and post date it for a year or something, then if I unexpectedly Host-hop again, at least eventually a post will appear telling everyone I've carked it.
I haven't done it yet because I'm likely to keep forgetting to redate it and it'll publish one day and frighten everyone!

-jkg said...

haha. its funny how on top of the things we want to leave people, there are secrets we want to be destroyed when we pass. good thing you remembered that video [and the irony of it being in a bible is not lost on me]

tornwordo said...

Serge accidentally taped an episode of the Simpsons over our tape LOL. No need to worry now.