Sunday, July 15, 2007

Help

I want potato chips. Kettle Creek salt and pepper ones to be exact.

Or sex.

I don't see either craving being satisfied tonight.

9 comments:

CoffeeDog said...

Walk thyself to the store, dress thyself like a hooker, you might get both.

Snooze said...

That would involve effort.

Rebekah said...

My weakness is four cheese and garlic chips from Trader Joes.

And you didn't say you needed sex with someone else in the room, right? There's always... you know.

Although, the salt from the chips might sting a little.

Rebekah said...

That's a weakness for "four-cheese and garlic" not a misspelling.

The English teacher in me had to clarify.

Dantallion said...

I thought both of those things were readily available in Toronto to those who want them, non?

Stewie said...

I posted something incredibly tacky, thus deleted.

If I lived closer, though, I would be a true friend and provide.

Freak Magnet said...

I'm totally with you on the sex.

Greg the Surly said...

See, thats hot. I could totally eat chips and watch you and Freak have Sex. What a splendid Idea.

Snooze said...

Rebekah: Last night I was too tired to take care of my own needs. I love the fact you had to clarify that you hadn't inadvertently written four instead of for.

Dantallion: The former was in a supermarket far, far away and the other was out of town.

Stewie: See? Now that's a true friend.

FM: It's when the supply is abruptly cut off.

Greg: Okay, but you'd have to join in at some point.