Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Stupid fact about me you don't need to know

I named my most recent vibrator after a committee I have to deal with at work. It makes booking meetings very entertaining for me. "Oh yes, I think I need MORE meetings with Committee X..."


eroswings said...

I don't think I'd be able to keep a straight face on during the meetings with the vibrator committee.

Snooze said...

Eros: Of course not - you would leave with a very big smile.

Inexplicable DeVice said...

What a marvellous idea!

rox said...

I shouldn't tell you this but I named mine Rusty. Being a Canadian kid, you'll recall the Friendly Giant? "I'll call Rusty...*whistle*" Yeah. I'm cool.

Stewie said...


I read this when you posted it. My first thought was "I wish I had a vibrator so I can do that." Then I figured that it easily taken out of context.

So I thought about it. And, still, the only thing I can think is, "I wish I had a vibrator so I could do that."

But I don't, really.

Maybe I can get a real doll and name it after one of the committees at work.

Snooze said...

IDV: It helps the workday

Rox: I love it! But wouldn't Jerome with his length have been a better choice? and omg, you have now made my memories of the Friendly Giant all pervy.

Stewie: There are some fantastic anal ones which give a great prostate massage. Just sayin'...

Stewie said...

I had a friend tell me that he was having sex with this girl once and every so often he'd feel her finger go in his anus.

This went on for the duration, and she said (at one point) to tell her when he was going to ejaculate.

Well, he told her when was cumming and she pulled out the anal beads she had been putting in his ass.

He said it was the both the worst and the most amazing sexual experience he ever had.