Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The boob tube

I am addicted to my video. I watch it every morning while I eat breakfast. I fast forward through some parts, pause at others, and for fun, watch it all in reverse. I'm not the least bit sad watching it either. Instead I have this strange and critical detachment. I think things like, "Oh, must work on that technique" or "look how cute my feet are".

I've decided I'll destroy it as soon as I start dating someone new.

10 comments:

Brice said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-jkg said...

if i made a video id watch it all the time.

until it bored me and i wanted to make a new one.

what if your new guy wants to watch it [considering it comes up you made it]? would you let him?

Freak Magnet said...

Now EVERY guy is going to expect you to make one with him. Good to know it doesn't look like it bothers you.

Susan as herself said...

Being addicted to it seems funny tome for some reason---funny haha not funny strange. But hey, I say better that than being horrified by it! Good for you!

Snooze said...

Brice: Let's just say I won't be quitting my day job.

jkg: I wouldn't let any new bf see it. I know R. would feel so betrayed. As it is, it's bad enough that I haven't destroyed it.

Freak: I would definitely make another - provided it was in a relationship, not just dating.

Susan: I find it so weird that I can't get enough of the video

tornwordo said...

I don't understand this need to destroy it. In twenty years you can pull it out and feel smug about how hot you once were.

Snooze said...

Dude! Obviously you are neither single nor a straight woman. Either I'll be with someone in 20 years and he will undoubtedly find it uncool to see this old tape - Often even the most progressive straight boys don't like to be faced with a partner's former sex life - or I'll be single and so depressed thinking about the sex I once had that I'll want to die. or I'll have kids who'll find that and Dr. Phil will invade my home.

ChickenStrip said...

hahaha, look how cute my feet look!


I love it!

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Snooze said...

chickenstrip: My flat little duck feet looked adorable

Kat: I'll need to work up [way up] to that level of confidence