Friday, January 09, 2009

The problem with skinny jeans

It's Friday so I wore my skinny jeans to work with a professional looking sweater. I'm comfortable enough in them but there is a new emerging problem: they fit so snugly that I am now constantly turned on at my desk.

Oh how I wish I had a boyfriend to greet me at home after work. Now I'm not only turned on, I'm depressed. I must get a boyfriend. In the interim, my solution to never, ever wear these to the office again or any other situation where I'm sitting for an extended period of time.

10 comments:

Rox said...

I saw the title and I thought "Oh no, there are MANY problems with skinny jeans!" Then I read further and thought to myself "This is my kind of problem!" I say you wear them every day!

:)

Susan as Herself said...

I used to have a pair of slacks that did that---they had a decorative seam that ran up the inside of the leg.... and everytime I took a walk I ended up "excited." Sigh.

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ. Now I'm at my desk turned on.

eroswings said...

I've had that same "problem"; except it's not limited to jeans ;)

Inexplicable DeVice said...

SP has some jeans that have the same effect.

I'm going to have to borrow them!

Tickersoid said...

Firstly, good for you for being able to wear skinny jeans. And secondly, good for you for being able to wear skinny jeans.

Ponita in Real Life said...

I have a pair of jeans that do that too. Especially when I am driving. Not skinny jeans, but snug and also frustrating as I too don't have a boyfriend.

I will sigh along with you....

Snooze said...

Rox: I like the feeling, but not at work. Then it's just wrong.

Susan: Isn't it unreal?

Stewie: lol

Eros: At work too?

IDV: Oh SP only has that "problem" when he's near you. Keep it going!

Tickers: You're right

Ponita: Omg - driving is bad too. Luckily I don't have a car anymore, but I'm with you on that one.

-jkg said...

pics or it didnt happen....

Snooze said...

jkg: I have a bit of belly flab. No way in hell I'm posting pics. My 'skinny' jeans are still a size 30.