1. What's your earliest memory?
I don't really remember anything before school. Vague memories of eating a cheese sandwich in my friend's treehouse. There were three of us and she had a peanut butter sandwich and our friend Alistair had a banana sandwich. We all were showing what each looked like chewed up.
2. What was the last thing you ate?
Sweet potato biscuits, fried plantain, and blackened catfish. Damn good meal. I will be back at that restaurant.
3. Would you support a comeback by Steps?
Perhaps if I knew who they were...
4. What is your dream car?
A Smart car sitting in a used lot nearby. Ah, if only I could justify us having a third car...
5. How tall are you?
5'9". Okay, not really, but if I were my weight would be in a healthier range.
6. Margaret Thatcher vs Queen Elizabeth II: Who would win and why/how?
QEII of course. All those people singing to send her victorious - well, surely some higher power is listening?
7. Mama Cass died choking on a sandwich. What sandwich filling would you happily choke on?
Cheddar Cheese and Branston pickle.
8. Has a pick-up line ever worked for you? If so, what was it? If not, what was the worst reaction?
It didn't start out as a pick-up line, but on an exchange to Quebec we had to take a French test upon arrival, and then six weeks later when leaving. Both times I scored 69 despite my French having improved considerably. Anyhow, I was saying to a group, "69! I can't believe I got 69 again". Then I noticed the incredibly sexy local guy nearby and added, "Mais j'aime le 69". We ended up making out as my train arrived.
One pick-up line that didn't work on me, and I remember it even 20 years later was some guy who made me guess how much he made. When I had no interest in his income he said, "Jesus Christ I hate chicks like you. You don't know how well I'm doing." I looked at him and stated, "I said I'm happy for you. If you think I'm going to suck your cock because of it. You're wrong." I think then he realized what an ass he sounded like.
9. You find yourself inexplicably cloned, barely wearing something sexy, and gagging for it. You would, wouldn't you?! Just out of curiosity, or maybe for some other reason?
You added to this didn't you? I knew what you were getting at the first time and yes, of course I would. Mind you, I'm often such a lazy lay that it might end up being a cuddle session. Still, I do have spectacular breasts. I would like to nuzzle them at least.
10. How did you find this blog? Go on, indulge me!
This is making me want to cry as I think I found you via UK bloggers who don't blog anymore: Imogen, Tickers, Clare and her love of cake... but probably originally via Glittering Lee (who still blogs) and him via Mainja who I now know in real life, and who lives in Toronto - but who doesn't blog anymore either!!!!